Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Socks


We wrote a sock compendium including sock recommendations, odes to socks and letters to and from socks, here is a sample.

Dear Katie

I’m writing this short note to inform you of my displeasure. I end up smelling like rotten eggs with vomit inside when you wear me. Hopefully having a shower everyday will solve this problem.

Yours sincerely

Mrs fluffy bum

Dear sock
I'm writing a long note to thank for keeping me warm and if you are getting worn I'll sew you. If you want a friend just tell me and i will try and get you many friends. How many do you want?
Regards
Lachlan

Dear Lachlan

Thank you for writing to me and I want 68 friends please thank you.
Regards
Sock

By Lachlan

To my lonely lost friend
I'm writing this short note to inform you of my displeasure. I'm very cross that
every time you wear me out you make me stink like a garbage disposal.
I insist you use gran's remedy for living plus it smells like roses.
Yours sincerely

Dear Samuel

Hello it's long green. I'm extremely cross that when you wear me,
I end up smelling like sweat from feet. So I have to get washed
every Saturday, which annoys me heaps. So I want you to wear a
different sock.
Yours sincerely
Long green

By Samuel and Jack

Dear Paige
You have cared for me, you put me in the wash and you wash your feet so they don't smell. You take me to your play dates. You wear me in your bed so I'm warm. Thankyou.
Yours  sincerely
Mrs Fluffy




Every night and day you care about me
Every day you take me to my friends house to play
You make me laugh all the time
When we go to my friends house you let me stay

You keep the stitches away from my feet
Oh black sock your as strong as a ox
You have been with me for two years
You have been to the school of hard knocks

An ode to a sock
You live inside a box with old cuddly socks
You take me to the sock school everyday
I Like socks that look like rocks.
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A happy stripy friend
One out of the box
Good for keeping you extra warm
Kinda feels like a fox

Stripes of Blue and Grey
Never too cold or too hot
Comes up to mid shin
Makes you a good shot

An ode to a wee sock
Makes you happy when you wear it
Sky blue dreamy
It's a perfect fit

By Lewis and Mac
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One happy little sock, playing football
Winter morning at the park
His friends all excited and dirty
They are all covered in bark.

Scoring goals
With their ball
Keeping even scores
Which is all cool.

An ode to a sock
Thanks for keeping my feet warm and dry
See you next season
No we'll score another try



 Black sock is it your birthday?
Yes it is, didn't you know
One year down and still smelling good
To celebrate here's your brand new bow

Used for playing soccer
Makes you run really fast
Score goals, free kicks and penalties
You never ever come last

He's as black as charcoal
He really super cool
Comfortable and really warm
Never feel like a fool

An ode to a sock
Black sock is his name
Made for sport
Makes you win your game
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I love my stripy blue, turquoise and red sock
He protects my feet
From stinky ness and sweat
Which is really neat

Wear my sock
or you will go to jail.
And you wouldn’t like it
the only thing you'll get is mail

An ode to a friend
You’ll be bored of your old black socks
This sock is more awesome than your mum
They will match your golden locks

Anderson and Pender
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Introducing the delighted old Dino sock
He is black, white and boney
You can roll him into a ball
He has a partner so he is not lonely

He lives on my feet
The bones spike me all the time
Because they are sharp and pointy
His favourite ice block is lime

An ode to a sock
From Lachlan and Freddie
Thank you for being a great companion
And for always being ready
Lachlan
Scale.
You should wear scale in the summer because it is thin and short. Teenagers can wear scale. People like scale because he has panda bears. He lives on the sun.
From Daniel and George
rating 10/10
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White sock is like a really happy white rock
He always gets in to a fright
And he really loves dancing
But does he like to fly his kite? 

You are even more clever than a carrot
Oh sock you are as clever as a fox
You are awesomeness
You just opened pandora 's box

An ode to a sock
You are the best sock I know
You are the best sock in the world
You help me in soccer
You are really a little pearl
***********************

Spots all black grey and white
No holes! No stinky feet
Partner swallowed by washing machine
Dances to his own beat

Partner chewed by dog
Blown away by furious wind
He's happy to be all alone
Glad he's not in a bin

Worn for hunting stags
An ode to a sock
Loves the thrill of the chase
Sitting on a rock

Daniel a and Sam m
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Welcome to Blue sport sock. It could be used in training for cross country and bike competition. Blue sport sock is good for winter and is thick and warm.
10/10
by Logan and Tyson






A lonely little sock
Sitting on the line
Waiting for his partner
Hoping he'll be fine
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A lonely foxy sock
Soldiering off for the war
He is brave to leave home
He said goodbye to his partner once more

An ode to a sock
Smelly, grey and long
The lonely old fellow
Away from home, brave and strong

A sad little sock lonely right there
A really sad sock
I'm trying not to mention it but I really need to glare
By Lila and Katie
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The purple spotty sock
Introducing the purple spotty sock this sock is used for girls and boys but mostly for girls. The sock is the perfect size for a dog and a lamb. Girls and boys would wear this sock in the summer. This sock is the most perfect sock in the world.
10/10
by Annika and Francesca.
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Sock of blue and purple
A golden box it came
Smooth as a coat of kitty cats fur
PBS is its name

You never want to take it off
Even in the sea
Getting out it dries super quick
So you can climb a tree

You'll never lose this awesome sock
It's magic don't you see
It always comes back to you
every time you count to three
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Stretchy black and extra long
A happy massive sock
Keeps your calves really warm
When you run over a rock

Most are just a little itchy
But this guy is not
He's made of silk and wooly stuff
Doesn't make you too hot

An ode to a long black
He's just the perfect sock
He's good for shooting, playing and fun
And killing a crock.
10/10
Lila and Katie

Introducing stripes

The new updated sock but it is only in one place
and that is Australia. That's why it is meant to be for boys
plus it's twice as warm as the old version of the stripes.
It is made of ground up echidna spikes and Dingoes fur.
I rate this sock 9  and a half out of 10
by Daniel and Sam


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